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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Date:   9/28/2010 7:59:46 AM


Ten Thoughts to Ponder 
 
Number 10 
Life is sexually transmitted. 
 
Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible 
rate at which one can die. 
 
Number 8 
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. 
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. 
 
Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, 
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 
 
Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you 
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 
 
Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, 
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. 
 
Number 4 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. 
It pays no attention to criticism. 
 
Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, 
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? 
 
Number 2 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. 
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 
 
And The Number 1 Thought 
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; 
what you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow. 
 
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it 
doesn't last that long." 
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