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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Two Irishmen at the gate of heaven
	Date:	6/26/2010 8:43:27 PM

Saimus the crazy and usually tipsy Dublin bus driver and Father O'toole the Priest of 50 years arrive at to gate to heaven at the same time. St. Peter greets the crazy and usually tipsy bus driver and immediately opens the gate and bids him enter. Father O'toole approaches St. Peter and is about to speak but St Peter shushes him and directs him to join the long line of applicants waiting off to the side. "St. Peter, I don't understand, you just gave that crazy bus driver immediate entry into the promised land and you direct me, a holy man of great faith who has worked in the vinyard for the Lord for 50 years to wait with all these others." St. Peter says" Father, don't worry, you will get your chance but remember on Sunday morning as you preached your sermon at least half your congregation was sleeping, but when that bus driver was driving the streets of Dublin every single passenger on his bus was not only wide awake but also devoutly praying."

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Two Irishmen at the gate of heaven - architect - 6/26/2010 8:43:27 PM

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