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Name:   MartiniMan The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   France-America
Date:   1/23/2009 4:52:18 PM

Advertisement for a French military rifle: Never fired, only dropped once.

French tanks have four gears, three in reverse and one in forward in case the enemy gets behind them.

Why do French naval boats have glass bottoms? So they can see French navy from the last war.

Why are Paris Boulevards tree lined? So the invading army can march in and not get sunburned.

Ya gotta love the Frogs. As my Dad was fond of saying, "Ah the French, a funny race, they fight with their feet and make love with their face (substituting a more colorful term starting with "f" for make love).
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Is Anyone Else - MrHodja - 1/22/2009 6:45:03 PM
     Is Anyone Else - mbk - 1/22/2009 7:30:31 PM
     Is Anyone Else - mbk - 1/22/2009 7:30:31 PM
          Playground Politics - MrHodja - 1/22/2009 8:36:00 PM
               Playground Politics - rude evin - 1/22/2009 8:44:15 PM
                    Playground Politics - Barneget - 1/22/2009 9:44:42 PM
                         Hound is AWOL - MartiniMan - 1/22/2009 10:23:29 PM
                              Hound is AWOL - Swimmer27 - 1/23/2009 7:20:30 AM
                                   Come on, get real - Summer Lover - 1/23/2009 7:52:15 AM
                                        You're right - MartiniMan - 1/23/2009 11:51:09 AM
          France-America - Jim Dandy - 1/23/2009 4:02:08 PM
               France-America - MartiniMan - 1/23/2009 4:52:18 PM
     Back to the Carter Days... - AUCATZ - 1/23/2009 4:01:02 PM
          Back to the Carter Days... - rude evin - 1/23/2009 4:46:54 PM
     AWOL - Talullahhound - 1/24/2009 8:53:16 PM
          AWOL - Barneget - 1/24/2009 11:18:45 PM
          Life outside the bubble. - Swimmer27 - 1/25/2009 7:45:32 AM
          Now we're offensive??? - MartiniMan - 1/25/2009 8:52:48 AM



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