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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Impossible!
Date:   3/28/2023 6:14:10 PM

  An elderly man lands at Orley Airport near Paris and fumbles to get out his passport.

   "Have you ever been to France before?" the customs agent asked?"

   "Yes," the old man said.

   "Well then you should know to have all your papers in order when going thru customs!"

    "I didn't have to show a passport," the old man said.

    "Impossible!" exclamed the agent.

    The old man just gave a long look to the agent and said, " When I waded ashore at Normandy in 44 I couldn't find a Frenchman to show it to!"

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Impossible! - Old Diver - 3/28/2023 6:14:10 PM



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