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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
	Date:	8/17/2009 7:13:37 PM

>
>
> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
> scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But
> that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's
> especially hard to see things up close.
>
> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
> skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
>
> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to
> reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>
> But here's the worst of it --
>
>
> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks
> or my exhaust backfires.
>
> CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... - HubCap - 8/17/2009 7:13:37 PM

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... - architect - 8/17/2009 8:48:16 PM

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... - Aardvark - 8/21/2009 9:38:59 PM

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