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	Name:	Old Diver -
	Subject:	Years Ago:
	Date:	12/18/2020 9:12:04 AM

Years ago it was popular for companies to hold a contest asking people to finish a jingle in 25 words or less. Carnation Milk received this one saying that, in those more polite days, they could not win but did deserve honorable mention.

It started out, "Carnation Milk, the best in the land....."

They received: "Carnation Milk, the best in the land, no t... to pull, no hay to pitch. Just punch a hole in the SOB!

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