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	Name:	Lakeman -
	Subject:	Sad site on the Lake this morn
	Date:	3/29/2006 12:51:21 AM

News flash!!!!!!!! This just in. There will be no more wind. All fans are banned from the lake. Anyone caught making wind on or near the lake will be prosecuted. Wind strong enough to make a 1" ripple will not be tolerated. Marine Police will now be put on wind patroll. Citizens will serve on " wind duty " and a lottery will be set up to choose who and when they will serve. Anyone caught " breaking wind " will be immediately incarserated with no questions asked. Anyone having any questions about " wind " can call the state help line on Wind.