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	Name:	MartiniMan -
	Subject:	Exploratory Committee
	Date:	11/23/2008 8:16:26 PM

I am weighing forming an exploratory committee but have been unable to decide on what to serve at our first meeting: Kettle One versus Stoli, dirty versus straight up and the merits of 2 olives versus 3. Of course shaken and not stirred goes without saying.....and its not just that I look like James Bond.....well, sort of.....there is a vague resemblance....Once I have developed a position on this very important topic I will move on to lesser concerns such as the economy, world peace and secular humanism.

As a show of good faith I am asking all my early supporters to send me a bottle of their favorite vodka as a token of their appreciation for my willingness to serve at this most difficult time in our country's history. I am even willing to accept vodka from my political nemesis' GoneFishing, Tallulahhound and Lady. UncleSam insulted me so he is right out. I cannot promise you important positions in my administration but considering the likely outcome of my tenure that may actually be a blessing.

And remember, its not what happens to the country, its how things turn out for me and those people I like! Good night and God Bless America!

P.S. Don't send me any of that French vodka........it might make me want to surrender.

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Don't Blame This On Barney - GoneFishin - 11/21/2008 12:28:34 AM

Marvelous..... - lamont - 11/21/2008 7:55:58 AM

Case for limited gov't - MartiniMan - 11/21/2008 9:37:20 AM

When you are Right - Talullahhound - 11/21/2008 9:42:36 AM

When you are Right - MartiniMan - 11/21/2008 2:44:38 PM

When you are Right - Jim Dandy - 11/21/2008 3:28:23 PM

When you are Right - Swimmer27 - 11/21/2008 4:24:47 PM

When you are Right - Jim Dandy - 11/21/2008 4:50:23 PM

When you are Right - Talullahhound - 11/21/2008 6:18:18 PM

Exploratory Committee - MartiniMan - 11/23/2008 8:16:26 PM

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