Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   I Must Be... Date:   8/4/2019 5:20:21 PM

   One day in a small bar in a rual town in Montans an old Cow Puncher sat on a bar stool when an attractive woman sat down beside him.  He attempted to start a conversation wnen she said, "Look I am a lesbian."

   "What does a lesbian do," he asked? 

   "Every morning I get up thinking about women. All day I think about women and all night long I think about women."she said. "Say, are you a real cowboy?

   "I thought I was," he said, "But after hearing you I think I must be a lesbian to!"