Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   Olympics Date:   3/14/2019 5:43:18 PM (updated 3/14/2019 5:44:17 PM)

Three guys decided to slip into the Olympica by pretending to be atheletes. 

   The first put a long pole on his shoulder and walked up to the gate and said, "Johnson, America, poll vault." 

   "Enter," said the guard,

   The second put a manhole cover under his arm and walked up to the gate. "Atkins, England, discus."

    "Enter," said the guard.

    The third put a roll of barbed wire under his arn and walked up to the gate. "Kowalsky, Poland, fencing".......