Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   At the Pearly gates Date:   3/17/2017 10:31:14 AM

A guy dies and goes to the Pearly gates where St. Peter is waiting on him. St. Peter looks at his record and says, "Well you haven't really been all that good or all that bad so if you can come up with one good thing in your life I'll let you into heaven."  The man thinks about it for a few seconds, brightens up and says, "Ha!  I've got a good one!  I was driving along and saw this poor woman tied to a tree and surrounded by a motorcycle gang that obviously was ready to do all sorts of evil deeds to her.  I don't know what came over me but I pulled over, grabbed a tire iron from the trunk, screamed at them to leave that poor woman alone and to make my point I laid out the biggest, meanest of the gang members with that tire iron!"  St. Peter looked down again at the guys record and scratched his head and said, "Hmmm, I don't understand why thats not in the book.  When exactly did that happen?"  The guy responded, "Oh, about three minutes ago."