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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   THE LIE DETECTOR
Date:   3/15/2011 8:38:10 AM


> THE LIE DETECTOR
>
>
>
> John was a salesman's delight when it came to unusual gimmicks.
> His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
> One day John came home with another of his unusual purchases.
> It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
>
>
> It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
> returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late..
>
> "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked
John.
>
> "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
> said Tommy.
>
> The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
> completely out of his chair.
>
> "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really
> were after school."
>
> "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
> "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
> "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
>
> The robot went to Tommy again and slapped him off his chair.
>
> With lips quivering, Tommy said, "I'm sorry I lied.
> We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
>
> "I'm ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age,
> I never lied to my parents."
>
> The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
> knocked him out of his chair.
>
> Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
> "Boy, you asked for that! You can't be too mad with Tommy.
> After all, he is your son!"
>
> The robot walked up to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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THE LIE DETECTOR - HubCap - 3/15/2011 8:38:10 AM
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