Name:   Silver_Lycan - Subject:   "Of course i wont laugh"... Date:   5/8/2018 12:38:04 PM

"Of course I won't laugh", said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient"

"OK then", said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. 

In lenght and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's 

part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said.

"I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.

Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied

She ran out of the room....