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HubCap
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A farmer
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8/4/2009 5:46:26 PM
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> A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for
> speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,
> and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
> uncomfortable.
> Finally, the trooper got around to writing
> out the ticket and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies
> that were buzzing around his head.
> The farmer said, "Having some problems with
> circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and
> said - "Well yeah, if that's what they are, I never heard of circle
> flies".
> So the farmer says- "Well, circle flies are
> common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost
> always found circling around the back end of a horse."
> The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to
> writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, " Hey--- wait
> a minute, are you trying to call me a horses a**?"
> The farmer says, ""Oh no, officer. I have
> too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think
> about calling you a horses a**."
> The Trooper says, " Well, that's a good
> thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
> After a long pause, the farmer says,
> "Hard to fool them flies though."
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