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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Guess My Age
	Date:	6/11/2009 8:47:42 PM

How about the man who comes home after applying for Social Security benefits. He tells his wife that the woman taking his application asked for his birth certificate as proof of his age and when he told her he hadn't brought it she asked him to unbutton his shirt. He proudly crowed that when she saw the thick growth of gray hair in his chest she accepted it as proof that he was 65 and approved his application. His wife replied "why didn't you drop your pants too? She might have approved you for disability".

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