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HubCap
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WHAT SMELLS?
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3/24/2009 11:14:39 AM
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You just have to love Maxine!!!!
WHAT SMELLS?
Maxine
Took her car to her mechanic.
She
Told him 'Every time I
Take any of my friends out in my car,
After a
While there is this terrible smell !! .
It never
Happens when I am driving alone'??
This intrigued
The mechanic, so he said,
'OK, lets
Go for a spin
And see what the
Problem is.' Off they went.
She drove
Down a one-way street in the wrong direction
At 70 MPH,
Swerving,
Hitting
The curb on both sides of the street,
Narrowly
Missed three pedestrians in
Pedestrian
Crossings,
Ran
Several red lights,
And just
Missed a Policeman on street traffic
Duty.
Then, they
Returned to the shop, and she
Said,
'There it
Is now... there's that terrible smell! Can you smell
It?'
'Smell it?
Lady, I'm
Sittin in it!!
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