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HubCap
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The Confession
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12/29/2008 3:22:16 PM
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A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
'Father, it has
been one month since my last confession and I've sinned
with Fannie Green
every week for the last month.'
The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out
and say three Hail
Marys
Soon, another man enters the confessional 'Father, it
has been two months
since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green
twice a week for
the last two months.'
This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie
Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner
replies
'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten
Hail Marys.'
'The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to
deliver his sermon
when a tall, gorgeous woman enters the church. All the
men's eyes fall upon
her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in
front of the Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
emerald-green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with
her legs slightly
spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,
'Is that Fannie
Green?'
The altar boy replies, .
'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off
her shoes.'
PS:
I dont make them up, I just pass them along.
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