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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Two ladies in heaven
	Date:	8/6/2008 5:52:27 AM

>
> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
>
> 1st woman: I Froze to Death.
>
> 2nd woman: How Horrible!
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
> shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
> and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
> suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
> home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
> found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
> there somewhere that I started running all over the
> house looking. I ran up into the attic and
> searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
> through every closet and checked under all the beds.
> I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
> finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
> over with a heart attack and died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
> freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Two ladies in heaven - HubCap - 8/6/2008 5:52:27 AM

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