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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	You know you're a redneck when
	Date:	5/29/2008 4:38:45 PM

You know you're a redneck when...

Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end".

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself.

Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

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You know you're a redneck when - HubCap - 5/29/2008 4:38:45 PM

You know you're a redneck when - waterbaby - 5/29/2008 6:09:45 PM

You know you're a redneck when - HubCap - 6/2/2008 6:37:16 PM

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