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HubCap
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Don't Mess With A Child
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12/19/2011 4:58:38 AM
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell
The little girl replied, Then you ask him.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, I'm drawing God.
The teacher paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
They will in a minute.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs
white, Mom
Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me
cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, And there's the teacher,
She's dead.
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