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Name:
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HubCap
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Age and cunning
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12/7/2011 5:44:39 AM
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> > > A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. > > The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. > > > So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. > > The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. > > The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. > > This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. > > The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" > > The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. > > Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" > > The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. > > He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. > > He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. > > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" > > The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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