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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Sportsman's Double
Date:   11/9/2011 5:12:11 PM


I'll confess,
I ended up with a woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers,
and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea,
and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
‘tonight’s your lucky night’.
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake?'
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Sportsman's Double - HubCap - 11/9/2011 5:12:11 PM



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