(Fontana Lake Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
83,966 messages
Updated 9/19/2024 7:23:24 PM
Lakes Online Forum
5,204 messages
Updated 9/14/2024 10:10:50 AM
(Fontana Lake Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
4,172 messages
Updated 9/9/2024 5:04:44 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,261 messages
Updated 5/28/2024 6:31:10 AM
Lakes Online Forum
2,979 messages
Updated 6/26/2024 5:03:03 AM
Lakes Online Forum
98 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM
|
|
|
|
Name:
|
HubCap
- 
|
|
Subject:
|
A glass of wine
|
|
Date:
|
10/11/2011 10:11:35 AM
|
|
A glass of wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don''t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &; beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it''s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of sh*t
..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I''m doing it as a public service
|
|
Reply
Back
Search
Jokes Forum
»
North Carolina Lakes
»
Fontana Lake
Login
|
Home
