Jokes: Eagle-eyed Harry! UH-OH
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HubCap
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Eagle-eyed Harry! UH-OH
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6/5/2011 7:38:35 AM
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> One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10
glorious years.
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> After a while, when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She
had been shot dead!
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> Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning, he decided that
he must get himself another mate; but since there weren't any lady eagles
available, he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
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> So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her
back to the nest.
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> The sex was good; but all the dove would say is, "I am a DOVE. I want to
love! I am a DOVE. I want to love!" This got on Harry's nerves so much that he
kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
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> He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
sex was good; but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON. I want to spoon! I am
a LOON. I want to spoon!" So out with the loon.
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> Once more, he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck that
he brought back to the nest. The sex was great; but all the duck would say
was...
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> NO, the duck didn't say THAT!
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> Don't jump to conclusions SO quickly!
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> The duck said,
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> "I'm a DRAKE!
> You made a MISTAKE!"
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