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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Cajun adventures
	Date:	7/25/2010 2:48:14 PM

Boudreaux an his frien Thibodeaux are standing under dis big tree havin demself a Dixie beer when Thibodeaux say "Boudreaux, duz you see dat ol barn out dere? Well I garntee you Dat place infestered wit rats. I tell you I try evathing I can think of but ain't been able to git rid dem varmits"

Boudreaux speak up "Man, Thibodeaux I tell you xactly you get rid dem rats. You git yoself one of dem bull constriptors."

Thibodeaux say "What doos you mean by bull constriptor?"

Boudreaux explain "Man, dats one of dem big snakes that love to eat dem rats. He grab a rat an swaller it whole all at one time. After three or maybe two days yo rat problem solved!"

Da nex day Thibodeaux go hisself down to Klebert's Reptile farm an buy da biggest bull constriptor ol man Klebert got. He den bring dat snake back to da barn an let him loose in the middle of dat place. Den he sit hisself down to watch dat snake eat dem rats. Thibodeaux watch for a purty good long time an all dat snake do is curl up hisself an go to sleep. Dat snake ain't do nuthin an dem rats runnin all ovah dat barn. After a little whiles Thibodeaux git real flusterated an he go call up Boudreaux on da telephone machine. "Boudreaux, man dat some bad advice you give me bout dat bull constriptor. Dat snake don work. He jes lay on dat floor an dem runnin all ovah da place dan before an dat snake jes lay dere sleepin"

Boudreaux says "Thibodeaux my frien, I know jes what you need to do to git dat snake goin. You go yoself down to da drug store an git dat snake som Viagra."

Thibodeaux says "What! Viagra! What good dat gonna do?"

Boudreaux replies "Man I jes hear on dat radio dis morning a man say Viagra is the bes thing to use fo a reptile dysfunction!"

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