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HubCap
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BURMA SHAVE
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7/2/2010 6:27:48 AM
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For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don't know what you missed! For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, About 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising BurmaShave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs: DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. BurmaShave TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP BurmaShave SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE BurmaShave DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT BurmaShave DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING BurmaShave BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING, NURSE BurmaShave CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND A LITTLE MORE STEER BurmaShave SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS HOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT BurmaShave THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE BurmaShave AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? BurmaShave NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU BurmaShave A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' BurmaShave AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY BurmaShave BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE BurmaShave THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING BurmaShave CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. BurmaShave PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW ? BurmaShave Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt...
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