Name:   MAJ USA RET - Subject:   BEHOLD THE COROLLARY Date:   10/22/2010 10:47:07 AM

 (he and she are interchangeable)

“She’s lying about me – I’m telling the truth about her”

“he is corrupt – I’m not”

“He doesn’t pay his taxes – I don’t cheat on mine”

“She voted for a 62% pay raise for herself – I have never voted for a pay raise”

“He doesn’t support government scholarships – I support gambling (and the 57,000 new jobs it will bring)”

“She is incompetent because she lost money on ________ - I’ve never made an accounting error”

“I support the police department – he does not support the police department”

“I will fight crime – she will not fight crime”

“I am for teachers – he is against teachers”

“I will bring nnnnnn jobs to Alabama – he is for earmarks”

“She is against good healthcare – I am for good healthcare”

“She is a liberal who voted 100% with Pelosi – I am a conservative who will vote 100% against Pelosi”

PLEASE… I NEED AN AIR-SICK BAG!  GAG ME WITH A SPOON.