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	Name:	MartiniMan -
	Subject:	Pretty comical
	Date:	1/31/2010 10:22:42 PM

I am surprised you didn't list how many successful bowel movements he made in his first year or how many phone calls every employee in the WH made. They are about as important as the list you provided. In looking at the list it misses his biggest accomplishments:

1. Return to fiscal sanity....oh wait a second, he has tripled our deficit and created more debt in one year than was created in the previous 225 years of our history.
2. Close Guantanomo....oh wait a second, its still open, thank God.
3. Socialize our health care system....oh, wait a second, a majority of Americans oppose it and it so bad it is stalled in the Dem controlled Congress, thank God.
4. Created an environment for Dems to be be elected en mass....oh wait a second, he lost NJ, VA and Teddy's seat in Mass, multitudes of Dems are retiring because they know they can't win, voted identification favors the GOP by 9%, more Americans call themselves Republicans than Dems for the first time in years, etc., etc. etc.
5. Passed the porkulus so unemployment wouldn't exceed 8% (remember, he promised)....oh wait a second, after spending hundreds of billions unemployment is over 10% and real unemployment is close to 17%.
6. Maintained high approval for his handling of the office...oh wait a second, he has the worst poll ratings for his policies of any first term President in history.
7. Changed the view of the whole world toward America, ended terrorism and brought about peace in the Middle East....oh wait a second, none of those are true and Islamofascists are gunning down our military in the U.S. and are trying to blow up airplanes with their underwear.
8. Finally solved global climate change and stopped sea levels from rising.....oh wait a second, the climate has been cooling for the last decade as CO2 levels continue to rise and his cap and tax plan is stuck in the Dem controlled Congress, thank God.
9. Promised no lobbyists in his administration and transparency...oh wait a second, he lied about both.

I could go on and on and on but suffice it to say you have listed either a bunch of tasks that are completely routine activities that no one in their right mind would call accomplishments or are so broad that they are almost silly (i.e., provided quality child care?!?!?). Y'all keep telling yourself what a great job he is doing.

I actually love the delusion as the American people wake up to the Obamination that he is. Keep it up and watch the electoral bloodbath coming in 2010 and 2012.