Name:   hibill - Subject:   Hen Pecked Date:   12/24/2013 8:17:37 AM (updated 12/24/2013 6:03:44 PM)

A large group of men had just been admiited to heaven, St. Peter had them all lined up and drew a line on the ground. He said loudly; All you men who are hen pecked step across this line. All but one skinny little man step across. St Petere walked up to the shy little man and said; are you telling me your are not hen pecked? The little man, looking down at the ground not wanting to look St peter in the eys, said: My wife said if I cross that line I'll make your life misarble.