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	Name:	hibill -
	Subject:	Baptist Dog
	Date:	6/12/2013 2:48:14 PM

The pastor of a very large Baptist church wanted to get his family a dog, but not just any dog, a special kind of dog, one that was unique. He searched and searched until one day he found a man who claimed he had such a dog.
Preacher: What so special about your dog.
Dog Owner: He can find scripture in the Bible. Watch this, John 3-16
immediately the dog flips the Bible open and places his paw on chapter and verse.
Preacher: AMAZiNG! How much for the dog?
Dog Owner: $5,000
Preacher: Wow! that's a lot of money, but i have to have him.
Later at a church social the preacher is showing off his Baptist dog and bragging about his abilities. The preacher was quoting chapter and verses for the dog to find. Without hesitation the dog went to the correct page and verse.
One of the church member said; is that all he can do? Can he do anything else?
Preacher: i am sure he can; let me see; Heal!
The dog places his paw on the church member head and starts to howl.
Preacher: Dang he Pentecostal

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