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	Name:	Jester -
	Subject:	CHURCH FEUD
	Date:	7/13/2013 9:14:09 PM

There was a feud between the Preacher and the Choir
Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church .

It seems the first hint of trouble came when the
Preacher preached on "dedicating yourselves to service"
And the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be
Moved."

Trying to believe it was a coincidence, the Preacher
Put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he
Preached on "giving." Afterwards, the choir squirmed
As the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All."

By this time, the Preacher was losing his temper.
Sunday Morning attendance swelled as the tension
Between the two built.

A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his
Sermon on "The sins of Gossiping." Would you
Believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To
Tell The Story?"

There was no turning back. The following Sunday the
Preacher told the congregation that unless something
Changed, he was considering resignation. The entire
Church gasped when the Choir Director led them in:
"Why Not Tonight?"

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Preacher
Resigned a week later, explaining that Jesus had led
Him there and Jesus was leading him away. The
Choir Director could not resist: "What A Friend We
Have In Jesus."

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