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Name:   architect The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Dem Cajuns in New Ahluns
Date:   9/30/2011 9:01:19 PM

Thibadeaux is drivin down Canal Street tryin his bes to find a parkin space to go meet his frien Boudreau fo an important bidness meetin an he runnin bad late. They not one single space nowhere. Finally Thibadeaux look up to heaven and pray out loud "Lord..if you rat now find me a parkin space, I garntee I go to Mass eva Sunday fo da res uv my life an I swear dat ol white likka neve agin cross my lips." At dat very secon a parkin space open up jes in front of Thibadeaux...He look up agin and say "neva mind Lord, I dun foun one mysef !"

Thibadeaux open up da Times-Picayune one monin an see in da obatchwary dat he hissef dun died. He rat den call his bes frien Boudreau on da telephone machine. "Man o man, did you see dat newspaper dis monin, dey tellin da whole worl I died!" Boudreau say " Yeah, I seen it...where you callin to me from?"

Thibadeaux is standin on dis street corner in New Ahlins where a traffic cop eva now an den stop da cars and holla ova to da sidewalk an say "Now it OK fo pedestrians to go." Thidadeaux stand still an bout one hafa minit later de police let dem cars go agin. Pretty soon he stop the cars agin and yell out "Now it OK fo pedestrians to go." Thibadeaux stan still agin. Dis same thing happen ova an ova agin. Finally afta standin still 5 or 4 times, Thibedeaux yell out "Mistah policeman...don you think it bout time you let da Catholics go?"

Thidadeaux in dis bar on Bourbon Street. Dis man wearin a Salvashun Army suit come in. He go up to one man and say "Frien, do you want to go to heaven/" Dat man say "yeah ah do." Salvashun man say fo him to go stan by da wall. He go to anotha man an ask da same question an he git da same answer. Dat man tol to go stan by da wall. Dis go on down da bar til he get to Thibadeaux..."Frien, do you want to go to heaven?" Thibadeaux answer "No, ah don't" Dat Salvashun Army man real surprised..."You mean to tell me you don want to go to heaven when you die?" Thibadeaux say "Well sho I want to go to heaven when I die...but it lookin to me lak you tryin to get up a bus load to go tonite!"

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