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	Name:	WSMS -
	Subject:	You are remarkably stupid
	Date:	3/25/2006 2:37:34 AM

Yes, lakefun, I mean you. Go back and read your oringinal question, mush-for-brains. You asked a question, the point of which was "What would you do if..." IF. My answer was based on just that: what would I do IF I was faced what some are now faced with regarding the boat ban.

Go get someone who can read, someone with an IQ above 17, someone who has better reasoning skills than an overripe banana-- that is, someone who is not YOU-- to define "if" for you.

My God, you ignorant bufoon, if someone asked you "What would you do if you could fly like Superman?" and you answered "I'd fly to Hawaii!", does that all of the sudden grant you the power of flight? NO! (Really, it doesn't.)

Again, you asked what someone-- someone who is NOT in your position-- would do if we found ourselves in your predicament. My response was what would happen IF I was in that position. I didn't say "Here's what I WILL do."

Why am I even trying to explain this to someone who is obviously so dim, so demented, so downright STUPID that he doesn't know the definition of "if?"

Let me make it easy for you:

! DON'T own a big boat. I don't need to own a big boat, since I am not trying to overcompensate for anything, whether anatomical, sociological or psycological. The boat I do own is less than 18 feet long, and I operate it in a manner that is courteous and respectful to other boaters, to lakeside property, and to the shoreline. IF I owned a bigger boat, I would operate it in the same manner. However, BECAUSE I opeate boats in that manner, I will never own a big boat, since the very operation of such boats directly contradicts any efforts to show respect to other boaters, lakeside property, and the shoreline.

Oh, and I never-- NEVER-- drink and drive. The fact that you do, and admit it, should give every boater on this lake cold shivers up and down the spine. I pray to God you never hurt anyone with your reckless, stupid, illegal behavior, but I fear it's just a matter of time.

What a monumental waste of time answering you has been, because you don't have enough sense in your head to realize what a total ignoramus you are. On the other hand, maybe you made that post after consuming a few dozen gallons of pure grain alcohol, and now that you've sobered up, you see what an obvious, stupid error in judgment you have made. In that case, I await your apology, though I don't expect it; that would require a level of class and dignity that you don't possess.