Name:   Maddog - Subject:   Arrest Bingo Date:   5/1/2015 8:35:11 AM

I just went out to the Chicken Condo to gather eggs. I showed the girls your post and they took a vote. Lakengulf....You have been voted "Human of the Year" by all 22 girls. The girls are grateful to you for thinking of them and the newly created Maddog Chicken Farm Foundation. They want to give you 2 dozen eggs at no charge. Please come by the chicken condo and meet the girls and pick up your gift from the girls.