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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Random musings of a troubled mind:
	Date:	8/30/2011 9:09:30 PM (updated 8/30/2011 9:11:52 PM)

I planted some bird seed and a bird came up. Now I don,t know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once...or was it twice?

I just learned protons have mass...interesting, I didn't even know they were Catholic.

A philosopher just informed me God is dead. I gave him my condolences and told him I didnt even know the old fellow had been sick.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't buy me happiness.

They say money isn't the most important thing in the world. Maybe not, but it's way ahead of whatever is in 3d place.

If the world was really a logical place, it would be men who ride side-saddle.

Isn't the term "free gift" something of an oxymoron?

People always tell me I'm gullible and of course I always believe them.

Teach a child to always be kind, polite, courteous and non-agressive and when he is grown he will never be able to merge onto the interstate.

Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone.

The best thing about egotists is that they never talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

How is it possible to have a "self-help" group?

If swimming is such great exercise to keep a good figure, what's up with whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it just me or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?

I'm in my own little world but that's OK because everybody here knows me.

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