Jokes: How Hot & Dry Is It In Arizona ?

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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	How Hot & Dry Is It In Arizona ?
	Date:	8/11/2011 7:46:36 AM

A buddy out of Bull Head City said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Gila Bend said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

On Lake Pleasant, they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week in Phoenix, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog and I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It's so dry in Arizona that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's DRY!

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How Hot & Dry Is It In Arizona ? - HubCap - 8/11/2011 7:46:36 AM

True story - architect - 8/11/2011 8:57:37 AM

True story - HubCap - 8/11/2011 11:36:12 AM

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