Jokes: ABOUT GROWING OLDER
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HubCap
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ABOUT GROWING OLDER
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2/4/2011 1:00:10 PM
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ABOUT GROWING OLDER....
First Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
Seventh One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And, finally If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Will Rogers was quite the cowboy, with all the wisdom of simple, honest folk.
His words still ring with common sense today. Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means deciding to see beyond the imperfections
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