Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   How Much? Date:   1/23/2019 10:50:34 PM

  A young Hillbilly (You can only make fun of poor white Southerners) walked into a drug store and asked the pharmacest, "How much are a dozen prophylatics?

   "$ 5.00." said the druggist.

   "I'll take a dozen." said the hillbilly.  

   "That will be $ 5.37," said the druggest.

   "I thought you said they were $ 5.00.

   "They are.".

   "Then what was the $ o.37 for?"

    "Tax"

     "Tacks? I though they just slipped on!"