Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   Irish Wake Date:   10/2/2019 1:42:37 PM

    On his death bed an Irishman is allowed one question and it must be answered truthfully.

    He had three big straping sons but the other was  little and scrawny. 

    Paddy knew his time was near so he called his wife to his bed side. "Mary, is that scrawny kid really mine?"

   "He sure is , Pat."

    With that he closed his eyes and was gone.

    "Well," she said, "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"