Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   The Lecture Date:   4/14/2022 10:36:41 AM

    At 2:00 in the morning a drunken Irishman was speeding along the highway when a cop pulled him over.

   "Where are you going in such a hurry," asked the cop?

   " I am going to a lecture on the evils of alcohol !" said the Irishman.

   " Who is giving a lecture at this time of the morning ?"

   "Me wife."