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Name:   rude evin The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   If you marry an Alabama girl
Date:   1/11/2016 5:37:28 PM

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Arizona. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean hoouse and dishes washed and put away.

 

The second man married a woman from New Jersey. He gave his wife orders to do all of the cleaning, wash dishes, and prepare gourmet meals daily. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

 

The third man married a girl from Alabama. He ordered her to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and ironed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first dsay he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of the left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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