Name:   architect - Subject:   The oldest profession Date:   8/20/2019 10:17:14 PM

Bill comes in from work and finds his wife Susan packing her suitcase.  ''Where are you going?''

''I'm going to New York!''

''Why?''

''Because I read on the internet that in New York I can work as a prostitute and make $600 every time I do what I'm giving you for free.''

''Well, good luck.''

A little later Susan comes back to get her bag and finds Bill is packing his bag.  ''Well, where do you think you are going?''

''I'm going to New York too!''

''Why?''

''To watch you try to survive on $1200 a year!''