That is the archie ratio disproven 15 times over. I only do it to trigger you. It works quite well, obviuosly. Maybe I should post a pic of that mean nasty machine to really send you into stroke level.
Now to the lies. I have never posted about b!tch slapping anybody but you. I have no desire to slap anyone other than you. If you think my bucket list is nothing but folks I wanna slap, well thats just stupid, even for you. Since I first put you on the list I have knocked 3 things off the list, skydiving, white water rafting, and another I will keep to myself. But you can sleep well tonight knowing I haven't slapped anybody in decades, but I do look forward to the day I get to knock this item off the list.