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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   . DOG NO TALK
Date:   3/30/2013 11:29:51 AM



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DOG NO TALK


A Cowboy and Indian on the range....
Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep." 

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" 

Indian: "Dog no talk." 

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" 

Dog: "Doin' all right." 

Indian: (Look of shock!) 

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...) 

Dog: "Yep." 

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." 

Indian: (Look of total disbelief!) 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" 

Indian: "Horse no talk." 

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" 

Horse: "Cool." 

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) 

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...) 

Horse: "Yep." 

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." 

Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement!!) 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" 

Indian: "Sheep lie."

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