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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Some old groaners
	Date:	3/28/2013 9:42:58 AM

1/    "Mr. Clark I have thoroughly reviewed this case" says the divorce court judge, "and I have decided to give your wife $500 per week."   "Well, that seems very fair of you judge." replies the husband. "I'll even try to send her a few bucks from time to time myself."

2/    The doctor who has been examining a woman rushed to the emergency room pulls her husband aside and says with concern "I'm afraid I don't like the looks of your wife." "Neither do I doc" the husband answers, "but she is a mighty fine cook and is good with the kids."

3/    What are the 2 main reasons it is so hard to solve a redneck murder?

   1/ The DNA all matches
   2/  There are never any dental records

4/    A blond calls Delta airlines and asks "How long does it take to fly from Atlanta to Nashville?" The clerk says "Atlanta to Nashville?...Uhmm, just a minute." "Thanks" the blond says and hangs up.

5/ Last week a man and his wife are at the mall. They pass a store with bathing suits on sale. The woman asks "Since we are going to the beach in a couple of weeks I think I might buy a new bathing suit." It has been at least ten years and a few pounds since she last bought a bathing suit so she asks her husband "Do you think I should consider a bikini or a one piece?" He replies "Better look at the bikinis...I doubt you can get it all in a one piece."

   He was finally transferred out of intensive care last night.

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