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	Name:	lotowner -
	Subject:	Obama’s Immigration Plan
	Date:	4/28/2010 8:46:29 AM

1. Identify yourself as an Illegal Immigrant

2. Say “I’m Sorry” 50 times for being here illegally (Do not admit that you violated a federal statute)

3. Learn a few English Terms (Hello, Good Bye, Yes, No, “I no speak much English)

4. Learn the location of the nearest money order shop so that you can send money back to Mexico

5. Since you are already working, remember that your income level qualifies you for federal subsistence Programs (Food Stamps, Housing, etc.)and federal income tax rebates of $2,500.

6. Learn the location of the nearest Emergency Room and be sure to give birth to your children in the USA so that they become US citizens and “anchor babies”.

7. Go to the back of the line (whatever this means). You DO NOT have to leave this country.

8. Apply for citizenship so that you can vote (this is the most important step)

When these steps are completed, we then again will be a country of immigrants; we will have an immigration policy; and the Democrats will swell their voting list by 15M. This might be enough to have a single party system in this country.

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Obama’s Immigration Plan - lotowner - 4/28/2010 8:46:29 AM

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