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Name:   Lifer The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   After consulting my law firm of..
Date:   1/20/2012 12:36:02 PM

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe I have a response for you.

I have been informed that by your post admitting to knowledge of piratenapping, looting, pillaging, and quite possibly rape (that poor Parrot) you have in fact in an exPOSTfacto fashion admitted your complacency, if not participation, in this horrendous act of lawlessness and  piracy of the the high lakes. 

Your plea of NOT-Guilty has been rejected.

As self appointed KING/EMPEROR/CEASAR  of Pirates Island I find you GUILTY of low crimes and debauchery.

Punishment shall/may include any/all of the following:

Beheading
Hanging
Plank Walking
Water Boarding
Banishment to Flag Island
Set adrift in an inner-tube
Seizure of ALL personal/professional assets
Pressure washing of all low pool exposed concrete at Martin Damn
Removal of ALL graffiti from "Chimney Rock" (EXCEPT THOSE THAT I LIKE)
Finance a Spring "kegger": at the Cathouse with strippers (upstairs VIP room only of course)

IT'S GOOD TO BE KING!


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Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Oh those B@STuRDS - Kizma Anuice - 1/20/2012 10:01:28 AM
     After consulting my law firm of.. - Lifer - 1/20/2012 12:36:02 PM
          After consulting my law firm of.. - CAT BOAT - 1/20/2012 12:43:50 PM
               Ima just sayin.... - Lifer - 1/20/2012 12:55:16 PM
                    Uh oh... - Summer Lover - 1/20/2012 1:19:31 PM
                    DEAL FOR LIFER. - Kizma Anuice - 1/20/2012 3:46:40 PM
                    Ima just sayin.... - rude evin - 1/20/2012 4:57:20 PM
                         Ima just sayin.... - BoatsRFun - 1/20/2012 5:12:17 PM
                              Ima just sayin.... - CAT BOAT - 1/20/2012 5:24:01 PM
                         Ima just sayin.... - DirtDiva - 1/20/2012 11:52:04 PM
                              Ima just sayin....DIVA. - CAT BOAT - 1/21/2012 12:00:59 AM
          Why they call you lifer and you think you are king - Kizma Anuice - 1/20/2012 6:14:05 PM
               Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!! - Maverick - 1/20/2012 6:22:19 PM
                    Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!! - CAT BOAT - 1/20/2012 7:11:35 PM
                         Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!! - mckaygmc - 1/20/2012 7:14:41 PM
                    JUMPIN' JANUARY!!! - BigFoot - 1/21/2012 9:44:52 AM
                         What the h*ll are you guys talking about? - LonghornBoater - 1/21/2012 11:45:38 AM
                              What the h*ll are you guys talking about? - Maverick - 1/22/2012 12:20:15 PM
                                   Where is Lake Plumber - Kizma Anuice - 1/22/2012 8:39:32 PM
                                        Where is Lake Plumber - Summer Lover - 1/23/2012 9:22:10 AM
                                             Where is Lake Plumber - Maverick - 1/23/2012 12:06:06 PM
     Oh those B@STuRDS - kizmasnoose - 2/17/2012 4:40:25 PM
     Oh those B@STuRDS - kizmasnoose - 2/17/2012 4:42:03 PM


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