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Name:   flathead The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   hey ltl
Date:   8/30/2007 10:35:02 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

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hey ltl - flathead - 8/30/2007 10:35:02 PM



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