Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Hunting buddies Date:   8/30/2023 10:14:53 AM

Two old friends and hunting buddies were out in the woods when one of them suddenly started to sweat, gasp and keeled over.  His friend immediately tried to revive him while at the same time calling 911.  When the operator answered he screamed into the phone, "My friend collapsed and he looks dead!!!  I need help..please!"  The operator responded,  "OK, sir, please be calm and I will get you help.  First of all, can you please make sure he's dead."  The guy responded, "Um...OK, are you sure?".  She said, "Yes, please do it now."  After several seconds of silence she hears a gunshot.  The guy comes back on the phone and says, "OK, what do I do next?".