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LonghornBoater
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Italian Wedding Test
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3/24/2014 9:50:09 PM
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year. So we
decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger
sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me. I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate she never
did it around anyone else. One day she called me and
asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's
wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't
overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got married.
She said "Before you commit
your life to my sister". Well, I was in total
shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment....then turned and made
a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.
Lord And behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'
And the moral of this story is.................
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR.
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